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I love this line.
OMG ♥!!!!!
DAMN RIGHT
THIS IS LIKE, THE 1ST OR 2ND EPISODE!!! I REMEMBER THIS!! <3 DAMN STRAIGHT, TOMMY.
Aw, I loved that show! It makes me wish I were still a kid. I remember being really sad when they ruined it and then grew them up because of how bad they’d ruined it.
Billie Jean is not his betrothed, k?
“so to have this mammoth thing shoved in me…”
*pause, smirk*
Click for gif ^^
BEST EVER TBH
Perfect timing, I was just looking for a gif of this! Favorite part of the Russia episode, hands down. I can’t stop watching.
queer find of the day:The Rocky Twins dressed in drag as the Dolly Sisters who had just retired,late 20s
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I overhear the dumbest things while listening to Fox News at work. Apparently Naomi Campbell lost it on another assistant? So the lady who was anchoring asked her male guest if he, as “a red-blooded American man,” would even have a desire to see Naomi in another ad or campaign. You know, considering how mean she is. Really? Like that’s why our society worships beautiful people, because we think they’re so nice.
Cooking is something we all take for granted but a new theory suggests that if we had not learned to cook food, not only would we still look like chimps but, like them, we would also be compelled to spend most of the day chewing.
Without cooking, an average person would have to eat around five kilos of raw food to get enough calories to survive.
The daily mountain of fruit and vegetables would mean a six-hour chewing marathon.
It is already accepted that the introduction of meat into our ancestors’ diet caused their brains to grow and their intelligence to increase.
So there’s an evolutionary reason as to why I’m obsessed with cooking and watching people cook? Good on you, evolution, good on you.
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Photo I took of Gaga when I saw her last weekend at the 02 in London!
Oh dear. Her backup dancers look like morons. That teeth and nails crap got old real fast. It was fine until it caught on.
For the young who want to
Talent is what they say
you have after the novel
is published and favorably
reviewed. Beforehand what
you have is a tedious
delusion, a hobby like knitting.
Work is what you have done
after the play is produced
and the audience claps.
Before that friends keep asking
when you are planning to go
out and get a job.
Genius is what they know you
had after the third volume
of remarkable poems. Earlier
they accuse you of withdrawing,
ask why you don’t have a baby,
call you a bum.
The reason people want M.F.A.’s,
take workshops with fancy names
when all you can really
learn is a few techniques,
typing instructions and some-
body else’s mannerisms
is that every artist lacks
a license to hang on the wall
like your optician, your vet
proving you may be a clumsy sadist
whose fillings fall into the stew
but you’re certified a dentist.
The real writer is one
who really writes. Talent
is an invention like phlogiston
after the fact of fire.
Work is its own cure. You have to
like it better than being loved.
*
Marge Piercy
